Poor Justin Bieber. (I mean, not really poor, he’s a teenage millionaire after all.) But poor Biebs, because we pity his insane life, the constant media attention, the packs of girls who constantly follow him and would be happy to rip his Bieber Bangs from his head and sleep with them at night.
And we pity him for not being able to travel more than six miles per hour on his Segway, because Bieber wasn’t swift enough to make a getaway when his fans descended on him in Glendale, Arizona. As if Segways weren’t hilarious enough (we can’t even look at one without thinking of Gob Bluth from Arrested Development), watching Bieber try to zip along to make an escape is brilliant. Also brilliant? Watching a bunch of other celebrities try to square their feet and balance on these two-wheeled awesome-machines in our gallery below.
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