Lindsay Plans To Make Quite The Stylish Exit From Jail

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If you were thrown in jail, what would your priorities be upon release? Perhaps a delicious hot meal from your favorite restaurant, an opportunity to sleep in your own bed, or most important, a chance to spend time with loved ones? Sure, we’d all want  those things, but then, we aren’t Lindsay Lohan. Lohan just wants to look good, which is why she’s put several Hollywood fashion stylists and hair and makeup people on retainer for the week so that they can descend upon her the moment that jail cell opens. You have to look good for the cameras as you’re leaving the slammer, obvs.

It’s being reported that Lindsay will wear leggings from her 6126 line (“6126 leggings – pocket-free to remind you to get rid of your stash before the po-po can search you”) and she’ll have access to the correctional facility restroom briefly before she makes her first post-jail public appearance. One person familiar with the facility gave an amazingly (ridiculously) detailed description of what Lindsay can expect of her grooming facilities, and told PopEater “There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves. She will not be allowed to plug in a hairdryer and get a blow out and she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to be nice will they close the area to the public. Remember everyone who works at that jail hates the press. They…want to rid themselves of Lindsay as quickly as possible.” Don’t we all?

The news of this makeover isn’t surprising considering Lilo got her lips done just before she started serving her sentence, and she made wardrobe changes during the day while in court. Nope, not surprising at all. Just super gross.

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