Dear VH1: Give This Man a Show. Hell, Give Him This Blog!

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This news reported about an attempted rape in Madison County, Alabama is very serious.

That is until about the 1:00 mark, when our new favorite person in American Antoine Dodson reveals himself to be the most entertaining person in the South. VH1, I know we’re technically sitting inside you right now, but listen here: Reality show. Antoine tries to find the neighborhood rapist. You could call it “Run and Tell That.”

Now, to sit back and watch my Jersey Shore-like residuals start rollin’ in.

(via Buzzfeed)