Our lives have forever been improved since two words have been added into our vocabulary: Antoine Dodson, brother of an attempted rape victim who became an overnight viral sensation when he gave the performance of a lifetime on Alabema news station WAFF.
Antoine Dodson, whose name neatly anagrams into “Donated Onions,” “Adenoid No Snot” and “Oaten Dodos Inn,” is nothing short of a national treasure. If there was a way to give him his own display at the Smithsonian for the next 80 or so years, this would become my greatest goal. And now, the man, the meme, speaks again.
WAFF caught up with this brand new internet sensation outside of the same building that his sister’s attack occurred in to find out what it feels like to be an internationally recognized face and name. Antoine is calm, cool, coiffed and ready. You watch this video and tell me how many signatures it’s going to take to get Bravo to give this man his own show. I’ll sign up your kids, your wife, your husb, errbody up in here.
He is literally based on a novel by Sapphire, he is just so precious. Look at his face in this genius animated GIF and we dare you to not fall in love:
(GIF via ONTD)