Justin Bieber’s Memoir Is No Longer Just A Fantasy, It’s Really Happening

by Liz Black

A lot of people have accomplished great things by the time they hit 16. Doogie Howser. Joan of Arc. And of course, Justin Bieber. But lest you think he’s just a pop singing sensation, think again. Bieber is going to publish a memoir to be released in October, but it’s not just any memoir. It’s going to be illustrated. That’s likely because most of his fans are still of the age where they prefer picture books. The book’s title is Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story. We’re assuming, based on the title, that he’s going to discuss his love of colons, but we’d also appreciate chapters devoted to his bangs, his Twitter account, and how not to ride a Segway. The book will also include never-before-seen pictures of Biebs as a kid, which makes us think the real word for this isn’t so much “memoir” as it is “Mama Bieber’s old photo albums.”