Gaga Worried Lovers Will Steal Creativity Through Her Vagina; Doesn’t Let It Ruin Her Weekend

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Epic diva Lady Gaga bares more than just the lower 2/3 of her butt in September’s Vanity Fair, using the interview to discuss her dust-up with Jerry Seinfeld, her love for her fans and a new-found commitment to celibacy. Why the decision to steer clear of any disco sticks? According to the singer, “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”

Yup, that is a weird thing! Continues Gaga, “I’m perpetually lonely. I’m lonely when I’m in relationships.” Wait a minute, are we sure they didn’t publish part of an interview with Jennifer Aniston by mistake? Also discussed is Gaga’s history of drug-use, and what her family did once the abuse caused her to have a destructive break-down: packed the singer up and took her to grandma’s house in West Virginia. When faced with her granddaughter’s hysterical melt-down, Grandma Gaga reportedly told her, “‘I’m gonna let you cry for a few more hours. And then after those few hours are up, you’re gonna stop crying, you’re gonna pick yourself up, you’re gonna go back to New York, and you’re gonna kick some ass.”

Wow, we guess being a bad-ass is genetic! Considering that Gaga has had her foot firmly planted on the music industry’s behind ever since, might we suggest that Mema Gaga take her skills on a world-wide tour of rehab centers? Or at least plan to stop by and give Lindsay Lohan a rehab pep-talk soon?