Epic diva Lady Gaga bares more than just the lower 2/3 of her butt in SeptemberÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Vanity Fair, using the interview to discuss her dust-up with Jerry Seinfeld, her love for her fans and a new-found commitment to celibacy. Why the decision to steer clear of any disco sticks? According to the singer, “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone theyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”
Yup, that is a weird thing! Continues Gaga, “IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m perpetually lonely. IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m lonely when IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m in relationships.” Wait a minute, are we sure they didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t publish part of an interview with Jennifer Aniston by mistake? Also discussed is GagaÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s history of drug-use, and what her family did once the abuse caused her to have a destructive break-down: packed the singer up and took her to grandmaÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s house in West Virginia. When faced with her granddaughterÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s hysterical melt-down, Grandma Gaga reportedly told her, “Ã¢â‚¬ËœI’m gonna let you cry for a few more hours. And then after those few hours are up, you’re gonna stop crying, you’re gonna pick yourself up, youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re gonna go back to New York, and you’re gonna kick some ass.”
Wow, we guess being a bad-ass is genetic! Considering that Gaga has had her foot firmly planted on the music industry’s behind ever since, might we suggest that Mema Gaga take her skills on a world-wide tour of rehab centers? Or at least plan to stop by and give Lindsay Lohan a rehab pep-talk soon?