Swedish archaeologists have identified a 6,000-8,000 year old dildo carved out of a stag’s antler, now believed to be the oldest sex toy ever found:
“I’ve heard of natives using every part of the animal, but this is ridiculous!” – Dr. Jokes McChuckles, Archaeologist Comedian
After the jump, an additional slightly-more-explicit pic of the sex toy, next to a modern-male-confidence-enhancing ruler for the sake of scale (semi-NFSW, but it’s historical!)
PFFFFFFFFF!!! Modern snicker!