Jennifer Lopez Lives In a Fantasy Where People Still Care How Jennifer Lopez Lives

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It just goes to show that some people don’t care about the nice cars, beautiful clothes or expensive jewelry that fame provides. Some people just want to be paid attention to 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and they will get anything to get it. Anything!

In a new interview in Glamour, JLo expounds on her fabulous life with husband Marc Anthony, explaining, “I like to maintain a certain sense of fantasy in my life.” Hoo boy, does she ever! We like to maintain a certain sense of fantasy too, by imagining that Lopez stopped making movies after Selena.  JLo goes on to describe her brood as a “traveling gypsy family,” which certainly explains whatever curse turned Marc Anthony into a skeleton.

Lopez apparently also threw a dinner in honor of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor, who clearly did not know what she was getting herself into. As JLo explained to the justice, probably a little too close to her face, “Just know that you make me want to be better. You make people realize that with hard work, living a good life, you can do anything. You will be rewarded for that.”

We like to imagine Sotomayor looking at the couple’s twins in their matching white satin toddler tuxedos, then down at her diamond napkin, then up at JLo’s mink bustier and 50-foot dinner veil, and slowly excusing herself to shimmy out of the bathroom air vent. Lopez also reflects on her life of fame thusly: “There’s nothing in my life that’s so ugh. Yes, there are some things that I’m like, Eww…” We couldn’t have said it better ourselves.

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