Attack Of The Colognes

by Liz Black

There’s been a void in our lives up till now, but it’s finally going to be filled. That’s because we just learned that Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom are creating a unisex fragrance that will be released around Valentine’s day next year. Finally, the delicate scent of attention-seeking desperation mixed with the ever-so-subtle aroma of the Staples Center locker room will be ours.

The scent is reportedly going to be called Unbreakable, we assume as a nod to that great M. Night Shyamalan film that touched so many lives. The news broke last night when Khlomar attended the Casio Rock The World event and Odom let it slip. And then Khloé tweeted about his spilling the beans. And then we’re sure a camera crew caught her tweeting about his spilling the beans. And then a reporter was there to write it all down and publish it on the internet. Such is the Kardashian way.