Angelina’s Kids Call Nanny “Mom,” Nanny Googles “Witness Protection Program”

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Proving even gorgeous deities can have a bad day, sources report having overheard Angelina J0lie’s sons Maddox and Pax calling their nanny by the ‘M’ word: Mom. According to sources, as the kids played poolside at the Claremont Hotel Club & Spa in Oakland, “The nanny firmly said, ‘Mad, let Paxie have some ketchup.’ Maddox said, ‘Mom, do I have to?’ and Pax was whining, ‘Mom, make him give me some.’”

Besides ketchup, it seems that these kids also like taking their lives into their own hands. Don’t they know Angelina isn’t just their mother, she’s the All-Mother? If they want to taste any tomato-based products again, they had better check themselves, before they wreck them little selves. Also, Paxie? Mad? Maxie Pad? Like we need any more ammunition which with to tease the Jolie-Pitt family.

We have more than a sneaking suspicion that their nanny bears a striking semblance to Jennifer Aniston in a red wig and giant wart, Nanny McPhee-style, and that she spent the rest of the play date rubbing her hands gleefully and calling paparazzi on her Blue Tooth. Hasn’t Angelina seen Mrs. Doubtfire?

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