This is a recap for the third episode of Season 4 of Mad Men starring Jon Hamm, Christina Hendricks, John Slattery, January Jones, and a slew of other talented actors, on an episode called “The Good News.” And here if your For Your Consideration Recap:
PROOF THAT HOSPITAL GOWNS ARE UNFLATTERING ON EVERYONE
HOW DON SHOULD HAVE BROKEN THE NEWS…
MATTHEW WEINER REALLY DOES GET EVERY DETAIL DOWN, INCLUDING BRITISH TEETH
Alfred E. Flossman, seriously.
JOHNNY TARLUNGS, M.D.
Did he light that thing up to get a better look or what?
HOW I WOULD LIKE TO WAKE UP EVERY DAY
OUR NEW WALLPAPER
PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE SHEET MUSIC FOR “DUN DUN DUN”
Subtle, but dramatic, just like Don.
HOW CAN SOMEONE HAVE SUCH FULL LIPS AND YET SUCH A SMALL MOUTHHOLE?
Scientists, anyone have an explanation?
ABOUT TO GO IN FOR THE KILL…
BUT WAIT. IS SOMETHING WRONG?
OH SH*T Y’ALL! DRAPER JUST GOT:
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY I KNOW THIS WOMAN?
THIS LETTER WOULD HAVE BEEN EQUALLY OFFENSIVE IT IF WAS WHAT WE ORIGINALLY HEARD, “DARLING, I’VE BEEN ON ASS KISSES LANE.”
Does such a street even exist? Our 22 year old selves hope so.
BEST PROMOTIONAL STILL FROM THE UPCOMING MINISERIES “THE THORNPEENS”
DON’T WORRY: NOT TOO LONG INTO THE FUTURE, SHE ENDS UP BECOMING A VERY FAMOUS SNAPPLE SALESWOMAN
DICK WHITMAN INDEED
BE HONEST: HOW MANY OF YOU COVERED YOUR EYES?
Look, we’ve all sliced our hands wide open slicing a bagel at one point or another. But still, something as common as a kitchen cut still brought forth the deepest of squirms from within us. And Mad Men isn’t screwing around either… check out how realistic this looks:
EVEN JOAN KNOWS HE’S A TERRIBLE DOCTOR
SINGLE STILL THAT WILL EARN SOMEONE AN EMMY THIS YEAR
NOW, THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION WE ALL WANT TO KNOW: DOES HOWDY DOODY HAVE A WOODEN DICK?
Elephant Fetish Says Yes.
WHAT PEOPLE USED TO GIVE AND GET HANDJ*BS TO IN THE 1960s
JUST LIKE KANYE AND JAY-Z!
DINNER I WOULD MOST LIKE TO BE A PART OF
New Year’s Day + Don Draper + Lane Pryce + Lil’ Ol’ Me. Here I am, looking cazh.
“I’M GOING TO CALL A LADYFRIEND OF MINE. WANT HER TO BRING A FRIEND?”
WE HOPE HIS “LADYFRIEND” LIKES A1 SAUCE SMOTHERED ON HIS THING
This is somehow the least sanitary thing that took place all episode…
I DON’T KNOW WHO I’M MORE JEALOUS OF: THE CALLGIRLS OR THE COMEDIAN
Making Don Draper laugh vs. Making him weep in ecstasy. Very tough call.
PROOF THAT FACESLAPPING IS A GREAT WORKOUT
MOST DISAPPOINTED PROSTIE
Lane Pryce’s Prostitute. Seriously, her friend gets to sleep with Don while she’s stuck with gap-toothed Lane? We know it’s not his fault that he’s so gap-toothed, but still, click here.
FINALLY, THE $120,000 ANSWER TO THE QUESTION “WHY DID I GO TO BARNARD?”
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