It might not be the end of summer just yet, but we here at the FabLife would like to remind everyone that the holidays are practically around the corner! We already know what our loved ones are going to get in their stockings this year: The Situation‘s upcoming ab workout video! We are so thoughtful!
Titled appropriately enough “The Situation Workout,” we can’t think of a better way to show our friends and relatives that we care about them than to give them the gift of abs so rock-hard we could snap 2x4s across them. And we will. O, how we will. “He’s got what people consider a great body, hence his name ‘The Situation’, so we decided what better way for people to get their own situation,” says The Sitch’s brother and manager, Marc Sorrentino, about the video. Would that we all had a situation! Right now, we have more of what the doctors call a condition.
The video will feature The Situation flanked by several lovely, steel-stomached ladies as they use dumbbells to carve their abdominal flesh like Michelangelo carved the David. Besides being excellent brand-management, we feel like the Sitch was destined to make work-out videos, like King Arthur was destined to remove the sword from the stone; both of them hang out with a gnarled wizard (in the Sitch’s case, Angelina). His videos will be like the new Tae Bo, except Billy Banks didn’t have the face of a cartoon baby from the ’40s. So, we guess, Billy Banks from the neck down, and the rest is all Richard Simmons. [Photo: Terry’s Diary]