Is there some study that shows tattoo ink slowly dissolves your brain’s logic centers? Because if not, we think there is a lot of money to be made studying why in the name of all that is holy LA Ink’s Kat Von D would be eating dinner with terrible husband and vanilla gorilla Jesse James. Seen together in at the Palms Casino Resort’s N9NE in Las Vegas, the two were “spotted holding hands. They continued holding hands as they left dinner and headed to a black Mercedes that James was driving.”
Nooooooooooooooooo! Girl, get that hand to an exorcist, stat! We aren’t trying to say that men who cheat (so, so terribly much) can’t later turn out to be decent, loyal partners. Plenty of men have strayed only to become good husbands like….um…. what’s his name, you know…and, uh, the guy with the hat.
Sure, Kat Von D might not have a stellar record when it comes to boyfriends; her most famous flings have been with Nikki Six and Steve-O, not exactly two pillars of society. As for Jesse James though, let’s just say, dating someone who’s slept with a white supremacist? That’s a deal breaker, ladies. Which is why we would rather issue a warning to Kat now rather than an “I told you so” later: Girlfriend, you do not want be accepting your Oscar for Best Tramp Stamp or whatever they give out in the tattoo community, only to find out your man is sneaking around your back with some plain-skinned, no-make-up-wearing kindergarten teacher or something. Because if there’s anything Jesse James loves more than cheating, it’s mixing it up. But mostly just cheating.
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