Mel Gibson Wrecks His Car, Karma Slowly Becomes A Bitch

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Mel Gibson was uninjured after a car accident last night when he drove into a hillside on Malibu Canyon Road in L.A. His Maserati wasn’t so lucky – it had to be towed away after smashing into the rocky shoulder.

TMZ reports that the California Highway Patrol confirmed that Gibson was not under the influence of anything and was not on his cell phone at the time of the accident.¬† However, when asked if he dozed off, they report that “he did not give a firm ‘yes’ or ‘no’. ¬†Gibson just repeated several times, ‘I don’t know how the car left the roadway.’” As much as we want to chalk this up to karma and all that, we secretly know that Mel is just pulling a Jenna from 30 Rock - this is like the time she kept faking emergencies so someone would call the paramedics so she could find the one EMT she has a crush on. Only in Mel’s case, he’s just hoping to be reunited with his beloved Sugar Tits again.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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