The Shorter List: Hottest Celebrity Beach Bods

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It’s that time of the week again! Last Friday night The Short List ranked the hottest celebs to ever slather SP 40 over their glistening million-dollar physique (or as they called it, the 10 Hottest Celebrity Beach Bods). But we feel that the esteemed VH1 experts missed a few people in their quest to see who had the bangin’est beach bod. So we’re here to fill in a few gaps. Just think of it as a public service. Grab your Ray-Bans, sandals and a couple of towels: we’re going to the beach!

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5. JWoww

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Sure, The Situation has the most recognizable torso since The Incredible Hulk started tearing through shirts. But where was the J-Woww love from The Short List experts? She’s the one who bailed her friend Snooki out of jail while Sitch was probably G-ing, T-ing or L-ing! For karma alone, she probably deserves a spot on this list. But these shots of Miss Woww filming on South Beach in May prove she’s earned it.

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4. Cristiano Ronaldo

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Next up is a legendary international athlete who has earned the highest honor a soccer player can achieve: the knowledge that Americans have vaguely heard of him. No, not David Beckham, it’s the other one! Cristiano Ronaldo has been breaking hearts all over the world, fighting off the likes of Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. One look at him hanging out in Malibu or celebrating after a match and it’s not hard to see why.

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3. Coco

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We don’t want to joke about Coco, because pissing off husband Ice-T is not on our list of things to do today. He seems like the type that would hold onto a grudge until he found us, and then beat us senseless with it. So with that in mind, let’s just admire Coco at Heidi Klum’s Halloween Party, looking as natural and wholesome as a Chicken McNugget. Oops.

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2. Annalynne McCord

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Breaking science news: diamonds are no longer the hardest substance on earth. They have just been beaten out by the abs on this 90210 star, pictured having fun on St. Martin in spring 2010. Miners everywhere wish they had her for drilling. Er, let us rephrase that.

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1. Amber Rose

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We’re gonna let you finish, The Short List, but we think Amber Rose has one of the best beach bods of ALL TIME! OK, for that joke, we probably deserve a beating from Ice-T. Here’s Kayne’s ex (?) hosting a pool party at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas last summer.

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