Just Two Regular BFFs, Huggin’ At A BBQ

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Gwyneth: OMG, Young HOV is here! Welcome to the Hamptons! Sandy jungle where we isolate ourselves among people of our own economic class! There’s nothing you can’t buyyyy!

Jay-Z: Goopster! Don’t you look adorable.

Gwyneth: Thanks! I’m on a Chardonnay cleanse this week.

Jay-Z: Well that and your WASP-y pretentious tendencies keep you young.

Gwyneth: That they do! Is Beyonce here?

Jay-Z: She’s looking for a parking spot.

Gwyneth: You mean, she’s cruising slowly in your off-white Lexus?

Jay-Z: I guess so.

Gwyneth: I love acupuncture!

Jay-Z: I’m going to go talk to your husband.

Gwyneth: Well, on to the next one, as you say!

Jay-Z: You’ve never heard any of my other albums, have you? Reasonable Doubt? Vol. 3…Life and Times of S. Carter? The Blueprint? Most of them are classics, you know.

Gwyneth [Silent, staring at feet]: My UGG boots are made of animals I refuse to eat.

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