Gwyneth: OMG, Young HOV is here! Welcome to the Hamptons! Sandy jungle where we isolate ourselves among people of our own economic class! There’s nothing you can’t buyyyy!
Jay-Z: Goopster! Don’t you look adorable.
Gwyneth: Thanks! I’m on a Chardonnay cleanse this week.
Jay-Z: Well that and your WASP-y pretentious tendencies keep you young.
Gwyneth: That they do! Is Beyonce here?
Jay-Z: She’s looking for a parking spot.
Gwyneth: You mean, she’s cruising slowly in your off-white Lexus?
Jay-Z: I guess so.
Gwyneth: I love acupuncture!
Jay-Z: I’m going to go talk to your husband.
Gwyneth: Well, on to the next one, as you say!
Jay-Z: You’ve never heard any of my other albums, have you? Reasonable Doubt? Vol. 3…Life and Times of S. Carter? The Blueprint? Most of them are classics, you know.
Gwyneth [Silent, staring at feet]: My UGG boots are made of animals I refuse to eat.
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