Join us in helping make The Situation feel better. It’s going to take more than a couple of hits of Ron-Ron juice for him to recover from the recent bad news our favorite GTLer just received. Recently, the internet was chirping about how a guest spot on Bones was being dangled in front of the Sitch. The news probably had his mankinis in a twist. But, consider the fleeting nature of life, fame and television shows. It was cruelly taken away from his just as quickly as it was offered, and given to Antonio Sabato Jr, a hunkier Italian with no need for nicknames. That’s gotta hurt.
We feel his pain. It was a legit TV series goddammit! And the role was perfect as well.  The episode, titled The Maggot in the Meathead, is like a Jersey Shore homage!  Yes, we know you can hardly believe it, but Stephen Nathan (exec producer) quipped, “…the episode will still be our little tribute to Jersey Shore and it will do what many people in America would like to see themselves-which is one of those people dead.”
Awww, how can he joke in the face of the Sitch’s disappointment? He would have gone down for posterity as a guido bouncer. We can visualize it with you and it is beautiful. Okay here’s the deal Sitch: You got your muscle boosters, you got your raise and you’re stalking that spot on Dancing With the Stars. Hell, even Cristiano Ronaldo got mistaken for you! You have nothing to worry about.
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