Why else would Claire Danes shill for Latisse eyelash-growing gunk and now Valspar paint? Did her Romeo + Juliet money run out? Did she do Temple Grandin pro bono? What else could possibly explain why Danes, a talented actress who is beautiful and has a seemingly stable head on her shoulders and a solid career, keep selling out like this? For a paint company!? It makes no sense. “I can really get behind a paint that also acts as a primer. I should know. I’m Claire Danes.” Does Hugh Dancy really require this much upkeep?