Why do Jude Law and Sienna Miller have such silly smirks on their faces? At first glance, you’d think they’re just having a great night out in London. But we think something else is going on. We think Jude and Sienna are locked in a Battle of the Sexiest. Here’s our theory …
If you’re Sienna Miller, you don’t wear a red dress showing that much thigh without knowing you’re going to get ogled by every man (and woman) in sight. And if you’re Jude Law, and, come on, you’re used to having all eyes on you, how do you compete with a sexy little number like Sienna’s mini-dress? Mere pants will never do the trick. But a shocking amount of man cleavage might — especially if this man cleavage exposes every hair on your perfectly tanned chest. In fact, Jude’s T-shirt is hung so low he may become the first male celebrity since Russell Brand to have a nipple slip.
Look closely at both actor’s facial expressions. Sienna seems to be saying, “Pff! Can’t touch these legs!” To which Jude responds: “Yeah yeah yeah, you know my man chest got more attention tonight!”
Bonus closeup shot of Jude’s man cleavage after the jump.
