This product is not actually called Cleavage-Be-Gone, but it should be. Instead it is called the Cami-Secret.
“All I want is to have my coworkers and this slutty sweater in the same room! But how?!”
-The Woman In This Commercial
If this was before the internet and I was 15, I would stay up all night waiting for this commercial to air (in this hypothetical my parents don’t have premium cable). Also I think that whatever the opposite of the Cami-Secret would be probably would make a more appealing product.
EXTRA: In case you were wondering what that woman from the commercial’s life is like, you can totally read her blog here. Yeah, that’s right. I put in the research. That’s why they call me The Closer. (They don’t call me that and it wouldn’t even make sense if they did).
