We need a Zip car, directions to Seaside Heights and JWOWW’s cell number ASAP, because apparently Snooki’s new man is about a million times worse than we had suspected. While we already knew he was something of a stripper-loving skeez, apparently in 2009 Snooki’s boyfriend Jeffrey Miranda had a restraining order filed against him as well…for putting a gun to his ex-girlfriend’s head.
According to the police report, Miranda dated ex Rebecca Hansen for six months in 2008 and 2009, during which he because increasingly violent, hurling insults and even physically harassing her. According to the order, Miranda also “threatened to burn plaintiff’s house down while she slept, threatened to cut plaintiff’s brakes, defendant threatened plaintiff by stating ‘if you cheat on me or break up with me you have a hole dug for you already.’” Said Hansen, “Jeff is nothing but scum. He claims he is in the mafia. He’s threatened two of my friends’ lives and my own.” Good lord! We hope Snooki has heard about this and immediately bailed out of the relationship. Even the most beautiful juice-head gorilla in the world isn’t worth that level of insanity. [Photo: Splash News Online]