If you’re going to propose on the cover of a trashy nightlife magazine, you have to expect you might get rejected via the trashy nightlight magazine of the internet, Twitter. Tweeted Snooki in response to her supposed boyfriend Jeff Miranda’s marriage proposal: “Just want to set the record straight. I’m single and I’m not going to get married!” THANK GOD! We were pretty sure Snickers would demure such an out-of-the-blue proposal from a total nutbar, but a secret part of our brain was like, “O god, girlfriend is not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. She might say yes!” That just goes to show us, we should always have faith in our little troll doll.
Given that he is a fame-whore and a reported domestic abuser, it probably shouldn’t even matter that much that it’s also come out that Jeff Miranda’s a swinger. Still, ew. Either way Snooki is better off without him. We know it’s pretty unlikely, but we still want to see our girl Snicks end up with Vinny! He would undoubtedly propose in a super classy way like on a Jumbotron, or in his Facebook status. We can just tell.
