The world has been waiting for Burlesque, the Cher-Christina Aguilera-sparkles-and-stripper-fest, to hit theaters in November. (And by “the world” we mean us, a few gay guys, and fans of Stanley Tucci.) First, we got the Showgirls-like trailer, and now we have the movie poster, which is a glistening piece of pop art. The razzle-dazzle! The hat tipped to one side! The luscious pink lips! And most of all, the way Cher and Xtina look exactly like women in the weird posters hanging in the hair salon we went to in 1989.
Not to mention, Christina’s rocking the Latisse lashes and beauty mark. God, this movie is already a cult classic and it hasn’t even come out yet.
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