Kanye West Doesn’t Appreciate Chuck And Vanessa Gabbing While He’s Trying To Focus

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Ed Westwick: “God, you never listen, Jessica! Seriously. You make me so MAD! Why are we back together again??”

Jessica Szohr: “Like, I’m wearing a hat ‘n stuff. I can see a pigeon. What are you so mad about, Ed?”

Ed: “My blood is literally boiling right now. All I want to do is watch Andy Roddick at the U.S. Open you care about is some pigeon? Nice one, Andy! Up here! Hey! Andy! I need a new roommate now that Chace moved out! We can talk about guy stuff! So…call me. ”

Kanye West’s internal monologue: “BREATHE, SELF, JUST BREATHE. DON’T LET THESE GOSSIP GIRL BITCHES GET TO YOU!!! I GOTTA STOP AT DESIGN WITHIN REACH AFTER THIS TO GET A NEW EAMES CHAIR FOR MY DINING ROOM! I WONDER WHAT @JUSTIN BIEBER IS DOING RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO BE A BALL BOY IS THERE A SCHOOL FOR THAT? LIFE IS GOOOOOOD!!!!! SHUT UP CHUCK AND VANESSA JUST SHUT UP!! PEACE AND LOVE EVERYBODY”

Jessica: “Bye bye, pigeon!”

[Photo: Getty Images]

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