
You know what’s fun? Hiding behind our evil blogger computers in our sweat suits and giant nerd glasses with our greasy hair and cupcake-coated fingers, typing mean things about beautiful people. Which brings us to Cameron Diaz‘s crazy face, Ashlee Simpson‘s slutastic dance movies (attention, meet your whore) and the general WTF-ness that was last night’s US Open celebrity audience.
Look, we know white wine was involved (Ash, we see yer cup) but we expect better from millionaires attending a classy sporting event (though perhaps the US Open is all about fights and debauchery this year). The craziness continues in the gallery below – Gwen Stefani, Pete Wentz, A-Rod and Ash n’ Cam await you!










