Ke$ha Was A Total Dork In High School

by Kate Spencer

We interviewed Ke$ha about her outfit and fashion picks for our Head to Toe video franchise, and the girl showed up in towering Marc Jacobs heels, a vintage fur coat and a necklace consisting of a giant yak horn dangling from a chain around her neck. But it turns out her fashion, uh, forwardness is a relatively new thing.

Check out this video from her high school days, in which freshman Ke$ha was forced by her band camp peers (wait, what?) to sing and dance on a table during lunch. So many emotions and questions come up for us at once, it’s hard to process them all. Let’s try: Band camp? A giant white collegiate t-shirt? Jean shorts that look like they were eaten by a dog? That blob of frizzy mud-brown hair? Her face that doesn’t look like her face? No, seriously – BAND CAMP?

Apparently brushing your teeth with Jack not only leaves you with that not so fresh feeling in your mouth, it has the power to completely transform your look. Time to gargle!