Well, this didn’t take long – it’s September 9th and the Jersey Shore Halloween costumes are hittin’ the racks:
Not surprising at all, really — everyone already predicted that Snooki would be the hottest costume this Halloween. Except me, I predicted it would be Darth Maul. Which I’m still predicting. You just wait.
Oh whoops, my bad, these aren’t related to MTV’s Jersey Shore at all, they’re just your average “Jersey Boy” and “Jersey Girl” wigs, just like your average Plumber Man or Eurasian Traveler. They should really come out with Jersey Shore costumes – those would be popular.