Kanye And Selita Are So Getting Married And Making Babies

by Matt Muro

Rumors that Kanye West and Selita Ebanks were knocking boots began to surface as far back as 2008. But People ran an article quoting an inside source claiming the two were “just friends.” That is definitely possible. Because, you know, there’s a lot of rappers with over-sized egos and libidos who are “just friends” with gorgeous Victoria’s Secret models.

The rumors died during the Amber Rose era and then resurfaced recently when the two were photographed sitting next to each other at the U.S. Open. Not wanting to jump to conclusions, we weren’t 100% convinced that Kanye and Selita were an official couple. But this picture of the two at the New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala last night changes everything. It’s their official coming out portrait. Their body language and facial expressions are calling out in unison, “Yeah that’s right we’re totally together and madly in love and we don’t care what you think so suck it.”

This time around, allow us to jump straight to a major conclusion: Kanye and Selita are going to get married and they’re going to make babies, soon. And we’re not basing our theory on one picture alone. Said Kanye last month to Rap-Up: “I’m not trying to dive into anything unless I really, really think that I can marry this person. I look at this person and I say, ‘This is how I want my daughter to be.’” Hmmm. Who in the world could he be referring to?