Not only do famous people already have better clothes, cars and hair than us, they also apparently shower better than us too. Can’t you let us have something, you stupid sexy celebs? For example, Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey shower together twice a day and make it sound like the ultimate expression of human love, as well as very drying.
Says Vanessa, “We shower, honestly, at least twice a day. We shower in the morning and we shower at some point during the day or before bed. It’s so funny because we’ve turned it into an intimate time for each other.” At least twice! Do they sometimes shower more than that?! Vanessa and Nick, we love you, but keep that up and your skin is going to fall off in one piece like a snake’s.
According to Vanessa, “It’s not a sexual thing and it’s not a romantic thing, it just becomes an intimate thing. You’re in your full form, so to speak, and you’re vulnerable and we just both let our guard down. I’ve had some of my most intimate conversations with him in the shower.” But…but…but this goes against everything we know about two hot celebrities getting naked and soapy within ten feet of each other! That’s it. We are going on a shower strike until Vanessa and Nick learn to use theirs correctly. And since we blog from home, we were basically already doing that anyway! [Photo: Getty Images]