At times, the internet videos Conan has released to promote his new TBS show have been underwhelming. It’s great to see Conan back to work and doing things, but also, kind of whatever. The novelty of seeing him on YouTube after not seeing him for a lot of months wore off pretty quickly. This video, however… is pretty great! Want to hear about all of Conan’s worst injuries throughout his life? Yeah! You do. You don’t know why, but you do. You are undeniably drawn to stories about injuries. It doesn’t make you a bad person; it just makes you a person. It’s okay. Calm down.
Does anyone else remember the very specific episode of Late Night where Conan did the fake magazine ads, and one of the ads was for tiny candies? I believe the text for the ad was “Candies so small, you’re a douche bag.” That was the greatest. 1998 style greatest.