Dear God, what is wrong with this woman? Jessica Alba is not happy with her body. With her post-partum body, to be precise. For real… that’s what she told GQ UK griping, “My breasts are saggy, IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve got cellulite, my hips are biggerÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ every actress out there is more beautiful than me.”
Just where exactly is that cellulite, Jessica? Who is more beautiful? Give us names, a photo, a clueÃ‚Â ’cause we don’t see it. Look at this GQ cover video and tell us if you can spot any flab at all. Or large hips. You’re on the cover Jess, and it’s not because of your scintillating acting skills.
This also makes us exceedingly nervous, because if Jessica Alba is not happy with how she looks, what shot do the rest of us mere mortals have? Zero… or, you know, the size dress Jess wears.