Miley Cyrus Writhes And Shimmies In Her New Video, But We Can’t Help Liking It Anyway

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We thought the funniest Miley Cyrus-related video of the week would be “The Miley Cyrus Show” sketch on SNL, but it turns out we were wrong. That honor goes to her new video for the song “Who Owns My Heart.” It’s not that the video itself that’s so funny, but the lyrics sound like they were written by a six year old learning to rhyme, for example: “Who owns my heart?/Is it love or is it art?”. And there you have it, the only time Miley Cyrus and the word “art” will ever meet.

It was only a matter of time before Miley’s videos included her writhing around on satin sheets and shimmying in gold lamé (in short, she is Blanche Devereaux). Please enjoy. And realize that even though we are old and curmudgeonly, the song is insanely catchy and stuck in our head.

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