Shaq, Paris Hilton In Bidding War For World’s Smallest Horse

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I’ve been mining the interblog caves long enough to recognize a story that requires absolutely no additional commentary to be BWE post-worthy. Everyone, please say hello to this story about Shaquille O’Neal and Paris Hilton both trying to purchase the world’s smallest horse:

Einstein, the pint-sized pinto and world’s smallest horse, isn’t for sale.

Not even Paris Hilton or Shaquille O’Neal — who’ve expressed interest in acquiring the New Hampshire-bred miniature horse — could write a large enough check for Einstein, owner Charlie Cantrell said.

“Shaq would have to arm-wrestle Paris Hilton for him,” said Cantrell, jokingly, from his home in Gilmanton. “We’ve been contacted by so many people, but he’s not for sale. He’s priceless.”

“How much I like dat horse,” O’Neal tweeted to sports writer Kevin Gray.

What jokes can be added to this? My input would only dilute the sweet, sweet internet-story caramel center. Maybe I can just copy-paste part of it again and pretend like that’s my joke about it?

“HOW MUCH I LIKE DAT HORSE,” O’NEAL TWEETED TO SPORTS WRITER KEVIN GRAY.

There, I capitalized it. Job done. Best of luck buying the world’s smallest horse, Shaquille O’Neal and Paris Hilton.

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