Daniel Radcliffe could not be more excited about his upcoming musical, and no, it has nothing to do with the music, choreography or acting! Gushed Radcliffe about starring How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, “I’ve been in relationships from the age of 14 and now I’m single. I said to a friend the other day, ‘Dude, I’m doing a show with dancers. I’ve got to be single.’ He was like, ‘Don’t sleep with anyone in your own show. That’s a mistake.’ It’s good advice. But I’m not sure I’ll stick to it.” Did we miss something? Do all dancers have a Harry Potter fetish? Do they only date guys under 5’5″ so they can high-kick over their heads? Oh, they like 21-year-old millionaires? Hmmm, maybe this Harry Potter kid is smarter than he looks…
Radcliffe’s show opens in spring 2011, and he’s hoping his fly will too, despite the fact that he has stepped out with lady friend Olivia Uniacke as recently as August. We love the idea that Daniel dumped his girlfriend in a rush because he heard Broadway dancers are collectively a sure thing. Let’s just hope none of them read this! Ah, who are we kidding? None of them read.
