Watch: Mark-Paul Gosselaar Sex Scene In Weeds Is NSFW and AWESOME

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First thing’s first, I’d just like to repeat that this is NSFW, as you can probably ascertain from this screen grab. And the fact that the phrase “sex scene” is in the headline. A sex scene that I have watched five times already. And counting. This isn’t your mom’s non-pop-culture-relevant sex scene (what?). This is a Mark-Paul Gosselaar sex scene. And, for whatever reason, Saved By The Bell references hold fast and strong and dear in my heart, as I know they do in so many of yours as well.

Well, you know what? Let’s call a spade a spade and say that this would not be the case if this were a Dustin Diamond or Lark Voorhies sex scene. My Saved By The Bell loyalties only go so far. Specifically, as far as this scene. Show Girls? Not my cup ‘o tea. Not even ironically. So, basically, what I’m trying to say is screw Saved By The Bell, it’s just a red herring to say that Mark-Paul is HOT. So HOT. And so is Mary Louise. And I’m overcome with feelings of jealousy and awesomeness. Anyway. Let’s watch it. I’ll watch it with you, again. Dad, if you’re reading, don’t watch this. Thanks.

I mean, True Blood features scenes like this in the outtakes for its commercials. (That was supposed to mean that True Blood basically consists of these scenes and adds dialogue and plot as an afterthought plus fangs and stuff). My point with this is WOW look at that sexy chemistry and WHAT is the context wait I DON’T CARE because this is CRAZY bar sex featuring one of the premiere teen idols of my time. AWESOME.

Via Fleshbot (site NSFW)

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