Taylor Momsen Sizes Up Pam And Tommy Lee’s Sex Tape, Finds His “Performance” Lacking

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Her mom must have just taken the child security code off the family computer, because why else would Taylor Momsen be talking about the Pamela Anderson-Tommy Lee sex tape so long after it happened? Didn’t that thing come out when Taylor was like, 2? Pardon us while we dry-heave over that thought. Quoth Momsen, “If it’s a good sex tape, I’ll watch it … I like some adult stars. I have a couple favorites.” Ah yes, only finest sex tapes for our little Taylor!

Momsen then added:  “But I will say this: That Tommy Lee-Pamela Anderson video wasn’t very good. I wouldn’t f**k Tommy Lee.” Also because he is old enough to be your father, right? RIGHT? Don’t worry Taylor, we doubt Tommy Lee is crying into his pillow because you won’t hop into bed with him. Ew, actually knowing him, he probably is.

Momsen apparently didn’t get enough attention that a day, because she also blabbed about how Heidi Montag just recorded a song Taylor wrote…when she was in second grade. Said Momsen, “I wrote a pop song [called 'Blackout' when I was 8] and recorded it with a producer as a demo. Heidi Montag from ‘The Hills’ just recently sang it and put it out as her single. I’m like , OK, dude, you’re singing an 8-year-old’s words, but that’s cool.” Dislike both of them so much….struggling to decide…who to make fun of…first! Slowly…losing…consciousness. [Photo: Getty Images]