Pauly D Will Not Be Fired By Donald Trump

by Ambika Muttoo

Can you tell a guido from Joisy that he’s fired? Hells to the no. That’s what Pauly D told Donald Trump, apparently. The Donald supposedly offered the Jersey Shore DJ a spot on the fourth season of The Celebrity Apprentice and got dee-nied!

Pauly D has his own spin-off show already in the works and he’s going to focus on making money, money, money (to buy t-shirts for T-Shirt Time, obvs). The Celeb-App dudes turned to Li’l Jon to fill in Pauly’s spot… and we never thought we’d ever type sentence like that. Ever.

Question is… how many shades of purple did Trump’s face turn when he found out he had been turned down by someone from the Jersey Shore? We’re guessing it was an eggplant-ish hue.