Oh, Martha Stewart is standing knee deep in a tub full of cranberries. Are we finally getting that very special episode dedicated to urinary tract infections that we so deserve?
No. No we are not. Martha was in fact catering a Thanksgiving feast which included a 1,500-square-foot pool of cranberries provided by Ocean Spray. It was all a stunt to help bring attention to Share Our Strength, a charity dedicated to children’s hunger.
This is a great cause… but for real, not nearly as great as her overalls. Much better than UTIs though.