OK, now we’re lost. Yesterday a ring-wearing Russell Brand was seen walking around London, sparking rumors that he and Katy Perry had already secretly wed. And today we see him at an airport halfway across the world in Mumbai, India, strolling with what appears to be a walking pashmina creature. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?
We guess the wedding is still in the future for the two teenage dreams, who’ve spread all sorts of tall tales about their trip to the altar. Katy admits to making up stories for the press, from getting married in latex suits to having BFF Rihanna strip at her bachelorette party. “I love this chaotic circus of wrong information,” she told Britain’s Star Magazine, “because it is not really anyone else’s business beside the people that we have invited. And us, of course.”
And if you have been invited, take note: no wedding presents for Katy and Russell. In fact, they’ve promised to donate anything to they receive to charity. So what can you give the happy couple? Katy Tweeted that “the greatest gift u can give us is respect & love during this private X [time].” What size do you want that in?
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