Taylor Swift Throws Down the Gauntlet For All Future Boyfriends

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If you’ve ever considered dating Taylor Swift (which, hello, who in North America hasn’t?), keep in mind that any jack-ass moves on your part will be immediately recorded and played back you in a beautiful lilting drawl. Because, in her own words, Taylor Swift will never stop writing songs about her love life. Says Swift, “I’ve had this formula for a long time that I’ve kind of applied to my music.” The formula being Taylor falls in love, gets her baby-bird heart smooshed into the dirt, then writes a million-dollar song about it: a painful, yet lucrative, process.

Explains Taylor, “And if I change that whole process of writing music, that entire process of writing songs in my bedroom about what I’m going through at that moment — because the only way I know how to understand pain or move past it is to write songs about it — if I change that, I’m really more changing a part of who I am. And I don’t really want to start doing that.” Neither does anyone else! Oh…well, except for John Mayer (allegedly)…and any other crumb bums Swift has sucked face with…which seems to be a lot…

So, is Taylor worried that any normal man would run screaming away from a relationship that will almost certainly end up on the radio? Shrugs the singer, “It’s understandable, but … I’ve never kept quiet the fact that I write songs about people,” she said. “It’s like, this is album number three. You guys have had fair warning!” Snaaaaaaaaaaap! So bring it, boyfriends. Here we thought we had to keep all of our angsty poetry to ourselves. It turns out you can show it to everyone and people will still date you! Well, at least if you are a gorgeous blond with the voice of a Southern angel…which we totally are, in case you are wondering. Excuse us, we have to go weep into our sonnet journal now. [Photo: Getty Images]

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