Call off the National Guard, you guys. The emergency is over. Kendra Wilkinson’s husband Hank Baskett successfully dissuaded the former Girls Next Door star and Hugh Hefner lady friend from posing in Playboy “for the wrong reasons.” We’re sure you’ll be sleeping soundly tonight knowing that crisis was averted.
Rumors sprung up earlier today alleging that Kendra wouldn’t be stripping down due to lingering baby weight. That claim seemed fairly dubious considering that based on a bikini pic Kendra tweeted this summer, girl weights about as much as a hummingbird…who happens to have giant breast implants. Instead, it turns out hubbie Hank was the one who pulled the plug on Wilkinson pulling off her drawers, after walking in on her getting a few test photos taken.
“He didn’t yell at me,” explained Kendra. “He wasn’t mad at me for doing that photo shoot. He actually sat down with me and he went over the reasons of doing it. And you know, my reasons weren’t right. I wanted to do Playboy for the wrong reasons. The wrong reasons are to prove people wrong, not to prove it to myself but to people and to put my middle finger up to everybody and be like, ‘I’m going to do Playboy!’ But that wasn’t the right reason, you know?” We would have to politely disagree, Kendra! Vengeance nudity the best kind of nudity (See also: Janet Jackson)! What’s the point of busting your buns to be a hot mom if you can’t silence the haters with a quick trou-dropping? If Kendra wants to take it all off, that’s between her, God, and the millions of red-blooded Americans that will be looking at her naked. Besides, what’s even the right reason to pose nude? Money? Oh wait…it’s money, isn’t it? [Photo: Getty Images]