We’re trying to keep up here. Naomi Campbell pulled a Naomi Campbell on model Jessica White by banning her from her 40th birthday party. And now Jessica White has apparently pulled a Naomi Campbell of her own by supposedly pulling a woman’s hair while hitting her.
Jessica allegedly went crazy over a cab dispute in New York, and her beat down is said to have caused  ”abrasions, swelling and substantial pain.” Naomi’s legacy lives on. Hallelujah!
Jess’ reps are nay-saying the whole incident and her lawyer Mark Jay Heller has stated, “The Sports Illustrated models that I represent, Rachel Hunter and Jessica White, are all good sports and super people, they are not the type of women that get into cat fights. Stories concerning celebrities frequently get blown up…” True. And celebrities often pull hair and hit people. We’re just sayin’.
Heller also revealed that Jessica had just broken up with Sean Penn and was celebrating her back-to-singleton status with girlfriends! And our reaction was…. Jessica was dating Sean Penn? Why didn’t we remember this? And yeah, breakups are hard, but if this whole story is true, then don’t go around clocking people. Get a hair cut. Or buy some news shoes.
