Katy Perry and Russell Brand‘s wedding must have cashed out on its awesome points. Because the Brand-Perry (Berry?) honeymoon was reportedly, a disaster. See now, when you’re in the Maldives, island paradise that it is, you gotta be careful of that side effect of an exotic location: bugs.
Apparently, Mrs. Brand was bitten by a not-so itsy bitsy spider that caused her to break out in a terrible rash all over her legs. Cue medication, which as we all know knocks the bejesus outta anyone, including Katy, which sadly meant no nookie on the honeymoon! And they were supposed to have a ball. Unfortunately, Russell’s probably turned blue, because they supposedly weren’t having sex before the wedding.
Katy Perry’s a 10 out of 10 in the sack… and Russell already knows it. All will be well again.
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