Ladies, are you interested in unleashing your inner yeast? Well it’s actually easier than you may think. On last night’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Phaedra and Kandi (named so because she puts sugar in her vagina) openly discuss a practice we will now assume is quite common in the south: Sticking your finger in sugar (powdered, brown, granulated, doesn’t matter), and then putting your finger you know where (your vagina) to make your undercarriage extra sweet.
And yeasty. Did we mention yeasty? Yeah, you’re basically turning your reproductive organs into Starbucks Majorca Sweet Bread. But whu’evah, if your man has a penchant for blow pops (we said pops), this might be the thing for you. Why stop at sugar? Just ice the damn thing up like a Food Network Challenge and call it a day.
In other news: WATCH THIS CLIP IMMEDIATELY. Nene Leakes, never change.
Is this common practice? Something that people do? Please for serious let us know. I personally think when you’ve got foie gras, there’s no need to dress it up. I mean, I might put a lozenge up there, but only before a big recital or something.