Man In Breathalyzer Costume Arrested For DUI

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Really? Really. But really really?? Yes, really really:

Lincoln, Nebraska – A man dressed as a breathalyzer was arrested for alleged drunk driving after leaving a party.

Chief of Police, Tom Casady, said: “Because I can’t make this stuff up, yesterday morning after the bars closed, Officer Tyler Nitz arrested this man for drunk driving. The defendant was still dressed in his Halloween costume and he tested more than twice the legal limit.”

“He was joined at the detox center by a French maid and a naughty border patrol agent.”

Welcome to the internet, Breathalyzer Costume DUI Guy! In the off-chance you’re planning a playwrighting career, you’ve got foreshadowing down pat.

I’m pretty sure the Breathalyzer DUI Guy was the plot of this movie:

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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