The Tom Cruise Crotch Shot You’ve Waited Your Whole Life For

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Tom Cruise is in Dubai filming Mission Impossible: 4. Tom Cruise is finding the work to be very strenuous but satisfying. Sadly, Tom Cruise is not taking into consideration the fact that his crotch has a horrendous fear of heights:

It’s shrunken into the size of a newborn kangaroo, people. Don’t see MI:4 for Tom. See it out of respect for his crotch.

Full sized pic ahead. Pun. INTENDED LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

[PHOTOS: Splash News Online]

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