That Was Close! Angelina Pivarnick’s Song Will Not Be Unleashed On The World

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Have faith in the universe peeps, and it will not let you down. Just two days ago, news broke that Kim Kardashian was recording an album.  And then we remembered, with shock and horror, that the Jersey Shore‘s Angelina Pivarnick was cutting a track, as well.

We started praying as hard as we could. Because another Paris Hilton-esque catastrophe needed to be avoided at all costs. Looks like *they* listened because  Angelina’s song is a no-go. Hallelujah!

Guess what the magnus opus was called… I’m Hot. It’s like two degrees of separation from Paris Hilton’s That’s Hot! The reason why it’s being canned is because the slap-happy Joisy girl reckons she isn’t being reimbursed properly for her efforts. Read: no cash from her producer Andy Stein, who denies her claim, saying, “I agreed to give [Angelina] exactly what she asked for.”

But we know what the real reason is, right? *Gazes up at the sky in thankful adoration*