Kanye Is Sad They Cut Off His Junk (In Picture)

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Kanye West is always good for livening up a Friday afternoon, but here’s a statement we never thought we’d write: Kanye is pissed that the media cut his dick off. *eyes begin to fill with tears of gratitude* Thank you Kanye…thank you.

The rapper went on New York’s Hot 97 radio station earlier this week and admitted that those nude pictures (very NSFW) floating around the web are in fact the real thing. And he is damn proud of it! “Have you heard the first line of ‘Runaway?’” he asked DJ Funkmaster Flex. In case you haven’t heard, the line is, I sent this girl a picture of my dick. “I only rap reality. I went to the Internet. They had the link, I went to it. Man, you cannot imagine how disappointed I was that I got cut off.”

The full frontal picture was actually cut in two, with the top half showing Kanye in Mr. T-like gold chains, and the lower half showing his….errrr, “Phoenix,” if we may. Most sites only displayed the top half, for obvious reasons. While most of us would be thankful that naked pictures of ourselves aren’t flooding the media, Kanye feels offended! And as we all know, when Kanye gets offended, interview magic takes place.

“The media is scared, they’re scared of me,” he continued on Hot 97. “They’re scared of a black man with this taste level…So what they do in order to take that power away? They try to turn me into a demon. And it’s happened so many times throughout history. They knocked the nose off the Sphinx. They tried to tell you aliens built the pyramids… People need to understand, I’m not above the people. I’m of the people. I love the people.”

And there you have it. They censored Kanye’s privates for the same reason the nose fell off the Sphinx and aliens built the pyramids. But he loves the people. And he thinks they should be able to see his dick.

[Photo: Images]

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