While most prefer to pop the question over a romantic candle-lit dinner, Seth Rogen’s proposal to fiance Lauren Miller came at an even more intimate moment for the couple:Ã‚Â namely, when Lauren was naked from the waist up. On the first episode of Conan O’Brien’s new TBS show last night, Rogen explained that he was seized with a fit of marriage-related passion and ran into the couple’s bedroom to propose, only to realize “She was in our closet, changing, and she was literally only in her underpants.” See, this is why we want to be proposed to on a Jumbotron: it’d be way less likely that our areolas would be visible.
Seth, however, wasn’t about to slam on the breaks once the Engagement Train had pulled out of the station: “I had already kind of started [to propose]. Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ I didn’t picture it like this, and I know she didn’t picture it like this.” True, most women don’t fantasize about standing in a pile of old socks while an out-of-breath Seth Rogen wheezes, “Will you marry me?” But for the minority of us who do have that image on our vision board? Man, we’d wait topless next to our shoe rack forever if we thought for a second Seth might burst in with a diamond.
So what did Rogen do when he realized he’d already ruined any violin-and-champagne fantasies Lauren might have had? “I figured the only appropriate thing was to place the ring on her nipple, actually,” Seth laughed. Yikes! We’re happy for those two, but they had better hope the internet gets destroyed or something before their grandkids read this story. Sure, it would be an inconvenience to everyone else, but think of the children!