Dry Your Eyes, Ladies: Hulk Hogan Has Registered For A Marriage License

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The ladies of South Beach are weeping hot ochre tears tonight now that their king Hulk Hogan registered for a marriage license. The 57-year-old Hogan got engaged this summer to 35-year-old stunner Jennifer McDaniel, who you might recognize from the mirror Brooke Hogan now has to permanently stare into. You know what they say: age ain’t nothing but a number. And beef jerky will keep forever if left in a warm, sunny environment.

Legally the couple has until January 11, 2011 to get hitched, so Jennifer only has a few short months to finishing ripping cleavage slits in the bodice of those hot pink Lycra bridesmaids dresses. They aren’t going to rip themselves! Says Hulk about his impending marriage, “I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my life.” So take that, other family!

Naw, we’re just teasing. We’re glad these two are actually going through with it, considering that Jennifer already had the Hulk’s name tattooed on her arm last fall. No one deserves to have our middle school nickname written permanently on their body unless they’re getting something out of the deal. Oh, wait, she got his real name, Terry, tattooed on her body?  Man, we just hope this is a forever love. For her sake. [Photo: Getty Images]